Best Language Ever

Sup, /prog/. Are you tired of shitty verbose limited slow bug-enforcing laguages?
Meet the Eiffel!
Eiffel doesn't have redundant public static void specifiers;
Eiffel doesn't allow to put business logic into catch block;
Eiffel makes it easy to write robust code;
Eiffel has higher-order functions and parametric polymorphism;
Eiffel has powerful object system.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have complete free portable compiler. Let's write one!

>>8
D is Sepples-like crap
>>9
Judging language by Hello World? Some langs are nice for small tasks, but for complex projects you need something really maintainable. Eiffel is great if you need to write something more than quicksort function.