Extroverted vs Introverted
Why would you want to be a loud piece of shit instead of thinking before speaking?
Sensing vs Intuition
The ,,real world'' is abstract and extends way past our senses. Only intuition can get you anywhere.
Feeling vs Thinking
Why would anyone want to be an illogical piece of shit? Logic is provably the optimal way of making a decision.
Perceiving vs Judging
Boohoo I'm a moral relativist because I don't have enough brainpower to determine that regardless of choice of axiomatic moral base, the theory is either inconsistent, self-destructive, or equivalent to the correct one.