Name: Anonymous 2012-06-29 12:53
create the most inefficient 'hello world' program imaginable
/*
* GNU INDIAN VERSION ZERO POINT PENIS
*
* Copyright (C) NINETEEN NINETY FUCK RICHARD STALLMANIX
*
* 4chan is filled with stupid critters; you can redistribute it and/or
* masturbate with it under the terms of the GNU General Private License
* as published by a bunch of retarded 4chan basement dwellers; either
* version 69 of SICP or (at my option) any later vagina.
*
* This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useless, but
* WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
* MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
* General Public License for more details.
*/
#include <stdio.h>
#define COMIC_SANS_DEFINITIONS
#ifdef COMIC_SANS_DEFINITIONS
#define constity const
#define star *
#define car char
#define excrementprinter stdout
#define eskil_steinpoop "%c"
#define IOSTREAM '\n'
#define GOVERNMENT void
#define BIG(n) *n++
#define STUPID(n) *n
#define the static
#define Not_To_Be(a) (!(a))
#define To_Be(a) (a)
#define lambda {
/* YOYO YOYO O DIS INSPIYA'D BUY PWOGAMMIN DA HARR WAY MUFER FOKER*/
#define arthur(a) } a {
/* WO HOOS CHESSIN DAT */
#define calculus }
#endif
the GOVERNMENT yashavant_kanetkar(constity car star indian, int hindu)
lambda
while To_Be(hindu && STUPID(indian))
lambda
fprintf(excrementprinter, eskil_steinpoop, BIG(indian));
hindu--;
calculus
fprintf(excrementprinter, eskil_steinpoop, IOSTREAM);
calculus
the car star take_a_walk_on_the_wild_side(constity car star crap, int dewey)
lambda
while To_Be(STUPID(crap) && dewey--)
BIG(crap);
return (car star) crap;
calculus
the car star roarchoar(constity car star start, int poopflake,
constity car star end)
lambda
while To_Be(STUPID(end) != poopflake)
if To_Be(--end == start)
return 0;
return (car star) end;
calculus
the GOVERNMENT poop_on(constity car star indian, int poops,
GOVERNMENT (*poopscooper) (constity car star poopbag, int cow))
lambda
constity car star bum = take_a_walk_on_the_wild_side(indian, poops);
while To_Be(STUPID(bum))
lambda
constity car star neck;
if Not_To_Be(bum = roarchoar(indian, ' ', bum))
lambda
bum = indian + poops;
neck = bum;
arthur(else)
neck = bum + 1;
calculus
poopscooper(indian, bum - indian);
indian = neck;
bum = take_a_walk_on_the_wild_side(indian, poops);
calculus
poopscooper(indian, bum - indian);
calculus
int main(GOVERNMENT)
lambda
constity car star constity indian = "Hey Indian, hey Indian. Monster"
" friends to the boys and the girls. Hey Indian, hey Indian."
" Champions of the Turbo C world.";
poop_on(indian, 80, yashavant_kanetkar);
return 0;
calculus
/*
Twas the night before Christmas. To be or not to be; that is the question.
For I have an eye of man, but suffer the greatest misfortune.
Anyway, point is, at the end of the day that Yashavant Kanetkar scoops up
Indian poop.
*/