WATCH YOUR PRIVELEGES, NON-AUTISTS

I like to count things. There is nothing else I would rather do. So why can't I get a high paying job counting things? Obviously it's because your society discriminates against us autists by not providing jobs for areas we accelerate at. If your society were to provide jobs for professional counters like myself, there would be no absolutely competition for non-autists. That's why there are no jobs for counting, you non-autistic males and females want autists to remain retarded and useless in the eyes of others. WE AUTISTS DESERVE BETTER! WATCH YOUR PRIVELEGES, YOU NON-AUTISTIC FUCKERS!

And as for you fucking feminists, when was the last time you considered dating an autistic man? Never? I hope you all die horrible deaths, you selfish fools.

dafuk are you on about? autists make the best programmers.
they're typically called "gurus" or "superstars"
you know, the guys that have mesmerized all of MSDN, StackOverflow, actually READ all of those bigass programming textbooks, and use words obscure hipster (sometimes ENTERPRISE programming terminology like ''duck typing`` and ``positive-feedback loop''