Name: Anonymous 2012-06-14 19:24
C: You hax my anus, then die of a segmentation fault caused by anal overflow.
Java: You create an
Lisp: You write a ten-page macro to implement a DSL for haxing anuses. Nobody can completely understand how it works, not even you. You get complaints that anything to do with anuses will tarnish the purity of Lisp.
APL: You hax the anus of everyone on Earth in under 20 characters, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.
Perl: You download the Anus::Haxing module from CPAN, but it won't work with your version of Perl. You think ``I know, I'll use regular expressions.'' Now you have two problems.
Python: You import the anus module and forcibly indent my anus.
Emacs Lisp: You write a nice anus haxing program. All it needs is a decent text editor!
Java: You create an
AnusFactoryFactory to create an AnusFactory to create an Anus, but catch an AnusNotFoundException. Your exception handler e-mails the stack trace to tech support in India.Lisp: You write a ten-page macro to implement a DSL for haxing anuses. Nobody can completely understand how it works, not even you. You get complaints that anything to do with anuses will tarnish the purity of Lisp.
APL: You hax the anus of everyone on Earth in under 20 characters, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.
Perl: You download the Anus::Haxing module from CPAN, but it won't work with your version of Perl. You think ``I know, I'll use regular expressions.'' Now you have two problems.
Python: You import the anus module and forcibly indent my anus.
Emacs Lisp: You write a nice anus haxing program. All it needs is a decent text editor!