whats wrong with c++?

it has namespaces, better standard libraries, a plethora of modern conveniences, and all of c's functionality.

if you don't like objects don't use them

if you want to feel like a programming badass and do everything low level then learn assembly

>>89
A sane person wouldn't. That's why allowing it makes Sepples inferior to C.

>>86
Try this one:
#include <cstdlib>
#include <iostream>

void *f(bool x) {
  if(x) {
    OHSHIT:
    std::cout << "At least C doesn't give you rope like this..." << std::endl;
    exit(0);
  } else {
    void *pointy = &&OHSHIT;
    return pointy;
  }
}

void g(void *WHAT) {
  goto *WHAT;
  STUFF:
  if(&&STUFF) std::cout << "";
}

int main() {
    g(f(false));
    return 0;
}