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Name: OP 2012-06-13 18:16

Imagina ur drivin ur Dodge Viper RT/10 down the highway when all of a sudan a big bird drives inside the window. You freak the fag out and the bird releases its inner poison gas and you fall ASleep. U then lader wake up and the puppet from da Saw Movies busts in fromt of YouR and ssays "I just lost the game LOL". I mean, I want too play a gaem. A girl with red hair and black clothes then cums out of nowhere and kiks u in the nuts. U go nuts. It hurts so much you feel your breath is being deprived. The reason u feel that is because that's what is acktually happeNing. She then takes her pants off to reveal white panties with a pulsatng bulge inside. She kicks you in the nuts 72 more times and goes to have a coffee. Meanwhile you break out of your chains and look for a way to escape. You see a tiger wandering andround and you ask "hey, can I have a ride out?". The tiger answers: Why but of course man. You ride on the back of the tiger and you two exit the camp. The tiger turns into a grid of hexagons that seem to penetrate your s0ul at a geometrik rate. You then ask Yourself "WHAT IF I AM WRONG" . The grid of hexagons does not answer, And neither do U. U stare camlmy at teh grid of hexagonz and manage to perturbate out a few words: "Oh, if you only knew what I know. All our labour and sweat is without reward. We are both inevitably doomed to a meaningless end.". The hexagons nod and assume position. Everything goes arrording to the accordion and the insane red sky stares at you as if you were insane, which you indeed area. However penetration ratio, goes accordion hexagon. Stared calmly, enter the gate. Enter the kingdom of Everything, where Satan rules and teaches. You will be banished from the eternal kingdom of Satan. Therefore your entry is meaningless, your EnTitty is divergentleman. Dose taser haze every meaning, conceptually irrelephant to nothing Satan matters Hope. Lovely weather.

I hope you have a nice day. Just kidding. I hope you have an excellent day, soldier.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 18:22

Shitless shit.

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