I think java is the best language ever.

Is fast, multiplatform, high level and simple.

>fast
there is faster

>multiplatform
as long as you have the right version of JRE, but good luck with that.

>high level
Clojure runs on the JVM too and that's higher level.

>simple
no. It's extremely verbose and a lot of of the shit it has complicates things to no end: factories, interfaces, overloading of everything, etc.

forced object orientation of code

javascript kicks its ass on all 4 of those

Scala