SICP

We have a wizard, a servant, and a lambda symbol which appears to be on fire. WHO PUTS SHIT LIKE THIS IN A BOOK ON PROGRAMMING? IT'S A JOKE BOOK DISGUISED AS A BOOK ON PROGRAMMING. EVERY TIME I OPEN IT I THINK A SNAKE IS GOING TO POP OUT AND ASK "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?". WHAT A CRAZY BOOK.

JAMES "THE FATHER OF JAVA" GOSLING NEVER COUNTED ON SOMETHING AS NUTS AS THIS. IMAGINE IF HE OPENS THE BOOK ONE DAY AND POP! OUT COMES A FUCKING SNAKE! THEN WHILE THE FAT FUCK IS BUSY SHITTING HIMSELF IT'LL EAT HIM IN ONE QUICK SWOOP.

IT'S NOT JUST A CRAZY JOKE BOOK WITH A WIZARD, WEIRD FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, AND A FUCK-LOAD OF PARENTHESES; IT'S A THREAT TO MANKIND.