Le Pointeur

▸ int *p
▸ int * p
▸ int* p (faggot)

I used int* p when I was a newfag, but switched to int *p once I stopped being retarded.

My face when I learned the Hardcore Post-Unix Wizards who write Plan 9 use int* p.  I'm not sure what they do for int *p, *q though.