ubuntu

>install ubuntu
>unresponsive shit
>find out how to run terminal
>minimize terminal
>terminal dissapears
>switching to desktop with alt-tab works only one out of two times
>neveragain

I'd watch out for the Ubuntor, the great demon of Ubunt-you, if I were you. Turn your back and BUNT! He'll ubunt you when you least expect it. That's why they call it Ubunt-you.

It gets even hairier when you notice that they call it "Ubunt-you, Linux". That's right; the major scheme of the whole thing is Ubunting the Linux kernel.