How can I reach Satori?

I desire to walk the Path of Holy Satori. Guide me, my brothers.

follow the 8 fold noble path

lisp is shit

Speak, O Guru: How can I become a Unix Wizard?

O,Nobly Born: know that the Way to Wizardhood is long,and winding,and Fraught with Risks. Thou must Attune thyself with the Source,attaining the arcane Knowledge and Conversation of the System Libraries and Internals. Yea; and such an all-consuming Time and Energy Sink is this as to greatly Imperil thy Grade Point Average (if one thou hast),not to mention thy SexLife (if one thou hast). But persevere,oh Larval One; rewards beyond the Dreams of Lusers await thee!

Speak, O Guru: What books should I study? Are the O'Reilly "Nutshell" guides a good place to start?

O,Nobly Born: know that the Nutshell Guides are but the outermost Portal of the True Enlightenment. Worthy are they (and praise to the Name of O'Reilly,whose books show forth the Hacker Spirit in numerous pleasing ways),but the Nutshell Guides are only the Beginning of the Road.

If thou desirest with True Desire to tread the Path of Wizardly Wisdom,first learn the elementary Postures of Kernighan & Pike's The UnixProgramming Environment; then,absorb the mantic puissance of March Rochkind's Advanced UnixProgramming and W. Richard Stevens's Advanced Programming In The UnixEnvironment.

Immerse thyself,then,in the Pure Light of Maurice J. Bach's The Design Of The UnixOperating System. Neglect not the Berkelian Way; study also The Design and Implementation Of The 4.4BSD Operating System by Kirk McKusick, Keith Bostic et. al.

For useful hints,tips,and tricks,see UnixPower Tools,Tim O'Reilly,ed. Consider also the dark Wisdom to be gained from contemplation of the dread Portable C And UnixSystems Programming,e'en though it hath flowed from the keyboard of the mad and doomed Malvernite whom the world of unknowing Man misnames "J. E. Lapin".

These tomes shall instruct thy Left Brain in the Nature of the UnixSystem; to Feed the other half of thy Head,O Nobly Born,embrace also the Lore of its Nurture. Don Libes's and Sandy Ressler's Life With Unixwill set thy Feet unerringly upon that Path; take as thy Travelling Companion the erratic but illuminating compendium called The New Hacker's Dictionary (Eric S. Raymond,ed.,with Guy L. Steele Jr.).

Eric ROOOOmand

In this there is no teacher; no pupil…there is no leader. There is no guru. There is no master, no savior...You yourself are the teacher and the pupil; you are the master, you are the guru, you are the leader. You are everything! And… to understand is to transform what is.

>>7
Truest words ever spoken, other than teh Van Gogh one!!
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>>8
You are this mad.

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