if languages were mental disorders

asm - low-functioning autism
c - aspergers syndrome
c++ - dependent personality disorder
fortran - antisocial personality disorder
java - ocd
php - adhd
perl - dyslexia
lisp - schizotypical personality disorder
haskell - severe schizophrenia
cobol - mental retardation

こんにちはございます。
私が発表プロジェクト、
コボル-VS-リスプ。
ファイト!!!