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How 2 b Xpert C program man

Name: Anonymous Howard 2012-05-07 14:54

1. Put all of code in header file
2. Put in many file-scoped wariables in C file
3. Include header file that use glowal wariable in C file.
4. Use stdint.h interga type for all.
5. Make all file scoped fellahs hav external linkage. Dis leave all subordinates hoo aint no assembler kid gess wat's wat.
6. U b professional in portable assembly langwidge an someday u mite be as autistic as Luigi Auriemma that u b Mario Auriemma if day leegalyz queer marriages.

Name: Anonymous Howard 2012-05-07 14:55

sorry I make mistake in mine post, here new one:

0x00000000. Put all of code in header file
0x00000001. Put in many file-scoped wariables in C file
0x00000002. Include header file that use glowal wariable in C file.
0x00000003. Use stdint.h interga type for all.
0x00000004. Make all file scoped fellahs hav external linkage. Dis leave all subordinates hoo aint no assembler kid gess wat's wat.
0x00000005. U b professional in portable assembly langwidge an someday u mite be as autistic as Luigi Auriemma that u b Mario Auriemma if day leegalyz queer marriages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 4:37

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 6:07

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 11:10

>>4
aheee heee heeee ='(

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 0:24

#define goto jmp

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 0:24

#define jmp goto

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 3:16

Put all of code in header file
void.h

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 6:40

#define int MyAwesomeType

typedef struct{
double omg;
char *wtf;
}MyAwesomeType;

int operator=(int a,MyAwesomeType b){
exit(0);
}

// NO ONE WILL EVER FIGURE IT OUT LOL

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 6:41

>>9
oops, put the #define line AFTER that other code

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 6:43

>>10
and it's wrong anyway but sucjk nMDY DIck i dont care a fuck
you get the point anyway

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 11:19

>>11
No, it looks rather proper for the purpose it was designed for.

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:49

bampu pantsu

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