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Why the fuck do people like Ruby?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 15:51

Seriously, it has to be the worst designed language I've ever used. Why do people keep adding shit to this? Why don't they learn an actually useful language? Why do they keep adding crap to this shitfest? Fucking webdevs I can't understand their shit.

Name: VIPPER 2012-05-03 16:00

>>1
Because people are stupid.
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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 16:08

its because there basically two schools of programming, there's the scruffies and the neatos. the scruffies are the ones that like perl / php / ruby / etc.... they don't give a fuck about formal grammars, type systems or any other theoretical bull. they're self thaught or thaught by terrible teachers and build their systems from functions, arrays and hashtables. they are bound to repeat the same mistakes over and over again.

the neatos prefer LISP, Haskell, smalltalk, what-have-you. they get off on things like "homomorphic catamorphisms" and "kleine operators". they'll implement any algorithm you want as a two line combination using just 5 types and 17 different operators. often however, they're too smart to finish an entire system since they're bound to keep refactoring it into smarter and smarter version until it's some kind of eldritch contraption.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 16:10

>>3
Well fuck you! Stop being so accurate!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 16:22

>>3
fuck off and die, lithpfag cock sucker

Name: VIPPER 2012-05-03 17:57

>>5
Us lispers were here at the dawn of time and we will stay until the end of it.

In fact the first /prog/ was writen in lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 17:58

lisp is for faggoth

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 18:01

>>5
Oh heavens! You didn't need to say "faggot" where lithp is involved, and you certainly didn't need to allude to socking cocks for either of those two, anyway.

I thought that what I'd do is I'd pretend to be one of those dumb trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 21:39

>>3
YOU MENA ``taught"

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 14:34

>>3
In which group does C/C++ programmers fall into?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 14:50

>>10
People who refer to C and Sepples as a single entity are worse than PHP users.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 14:59

>>11
You're a faggot. I didn't say it's a single entity.

On the other hand, people that call C++ "Sepples" are worse than Visual Basic users.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 15:04

>>11
They are the same thing, faggot. Mad?
"Sepples" lollololol go fuck yourself kid. No one cares.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 15:13

>>1
It's cooler to have a pile of shit on rails than just an ordinary pile of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 16:53

I use it because it does its job properly and its easy to use.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 2:13

If you can't understand Haskell, you are retarded!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 2:57

>>1

I use Ruby because it gets out of my way most of the time and lets me quickly do what I'm paid to do, ship solid working code that actually gets used by customers doing real things that make them money.

I would never talk shit on any language not named Visual Basic, but >>3 is partially right. Die hard language nerds who gravitate towards Lisp/Haskell/whatever, in my limited personal experience, tend to not be the kind of people whose job it is to write software other people actually use outside of their small circle or academia. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that! The lessons learned from those languages and from the people who love them trickle down into other "lesser" languages over time. They're two different tools for two different purposes with more overlap than most people are willing to admit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 3:47

Sucking on Cocks

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 3:54

If you're smart, you'd learn languages that get you paid on top of languages that you'd rather use. Sad reality, but that's how it is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 3:55

Ruby has a mature packaging system, web framework, and test suite.     

and I don't even like dynamic typing

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 7:30

mature
/prawg/ is more into lolis then MILFs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 7:42

Gays prefer Ruby.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 8:11

>>22
nice dubs bro. u wanna get gay?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 8:27

>>23
No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 8:30

I'm new here. Explain me one thing. Does *shit-language-users* suck big Haskell dick on this board?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-06 1:53

Ruby is a well designed language, it has nothing to do with Perl despite those who say its "Perl/Smalltalk hybrid". It was meant to be an improvement on FIOC and it is. FIOC is a hacked together language with parts added on to it even more haphazard than than Perl. Ruby is a well thought design that does what FIOC would have done had Guido had any idea what his language was evolving into. Ruby code is more psuedocode like than FIOC, they keywords and syntax is more intuitive. Its what FIOC would have been if FIOC wasnt hackjob built over underscore functions.

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:45

bampu pantsu

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