/prog/, I don't know what a touhou is, nor do I want to have sex with one, but I WANT to know, and I WANT to want to have sex with one. Please help my dream come true...
One day, as prophesied by a thousand sleeping autistic savants, the Anon of Sanity shall abide, and all the weab00s shall be cast down to /jp/, the ``faggots'' will go back to /b/, the Redditors to Reddit, the shitposters to /lounge/, the OS debates will rage under the sands of /g/, as if frozen in their flame, and the In Lisp will lie sealed in the Frozen Void, forced in his slumber to scrub infinite toilets, and only three shall remain on this accursed board: you, me, and The Sussman.