brainfuck

I use brainfuck through this custom ruby library I wrote; it's basically a meta language which generates brainfuck for me using readble syntax as input

What are your implementations?

Oh and WINDOZE is really not that bad. You just have to remember your SetErrorMode and SetExceptionFilter.

ASM is awesome. I don't get why more people don't use it. It forces you to write shit in such a way that it becomes more and more optimized as time goes on (kinda the opposite of Java). Old crapcode that is no longer needed in memory? Overwrite that shit with new code or use it as storage! Bloated macro files? Store that shit in a directory you never look into! You can define functions AFTER using them! You never have to worry about types or objects!
In fact you can just overwrite random portions of memory. Don't worry about shit like overwriting your own code. Your code tells you when you went wrong by not working, and in that case you can just change a few memory addresses to other random values and it will work again!
Awesome! You don't have to think, you can just FEEEEEEElLLLLllLLZLZZZZZLLLLLoaHOH GODhowDidthisGODASDSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ASM IS GOD
I WORSHIP ASM