DataBros

Database programmers get in here!

-enjoy the superiority over script kiddies, code monkeys, admin slaves.
-discuss DBs, SQL, how you rule the processes of whole corporations and how half country depends on your database and scripts. The feeling of immense power and unlimited knowledge (i know your credit card number and private data from that time you used it to buy a cup of coffie!)

Just the daily life of superior race.

Database programmers are lowest of the low. They are like electricians - your computer will not work without electricity so his job is vital for your own, but you don't give a fuck about him and only realize he exists when problems occur, in which case its usually swearing words.