Why aren't you using Plan 9?


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The only thing it's missing is drivers for modern hardware, but it will run great on a VM or a free computer found on the side of the road.

The GUI is simple and beautiful, and once you get over the fact that it's NOT UNIX it's really nice to use.

Plan 9 ``graphical interface'' requires a fucking MOUSE.  I'm happy with Arch and XMonad.