/prog/ - that feel when you will never have sex

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 22:01

';_______________________;

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mfw

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 22:11

you can. you just may have to pay

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 23:35

I had sex twice when I was 17
and I will probably never have sex ever again

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 23:44

I had sex none when I was 17
and I will probably never have sex ever

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 0:27

I've had sex a handful of times. It's really not all it's cracked up to be. Personally it's even further than that as it doesn't get me off, masturbation almost always has though and when it doesn't it's because I'd been doing it too much.

Also don't worry, you could one day get raped.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 2:16

I've had sex more time than I can count, and I will many more times in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 2:45

If it ain't Lisp...

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 4:29

I would assume a lot of /prog/ fags have had sex. It's not like it's difficult to get some nowadays.

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-29 4:52

I have lisp, i dont need sex.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 4:53

>>8
For a fag, sure. Us white straight males however are the most oppressed minority in this country.

Name: VIPPER 2012-03-29 5:06

>>10
No, he meant to imply to go to a prostitute.
But us /prog/riders have no money, so this is not an option either.

Name: JEW 2012-03-29 6:20

>>11
But what if a prostitute refuses to serve me?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 6:36

>>12
Give her a bad rating on ebay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 11:14

This is not about programming.

sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 19:29

I don't particularly care about sex, but I would very much like to cuddle up with a nice girl who loves me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 19:40

>>14
It's about the common bond all of us programmers share

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 20:45

>>14

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 22:48

>>17
You forgot your sage.

Bump.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 22:49

pussy is just moist smelly stinky icky meat flaps anyway

real men enjoy anus

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:11

Nut

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:38

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 20:37

*grabs dubs*

that feel when you will never have sex

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 22:01

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 22:11

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 23:35

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-28 23:44

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 0:27

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 2:16

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 2:45

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 4:29

9 Name: VIPPER 2012-03-29 4:52

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 4:53

11 Name: VIPPER 2012-03-29 5:06

12 Name: JEW 2012-03-29 6:20

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 6:36

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 11:14

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 19:29

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 19:40

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 20:45

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 22:48

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 22:49

20 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:11

21 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:38

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 20:37