As interest builds in extensible application programs and tools, and
some programmers are tempted to use Tcl, we should not forget the
lessons learned from the first widely used extensible text
editor--Emacs.
You: I put on my violet wizard robe and silly hat.
You: I am a sorcerer of the Lambda-Calculus and I possess spells of imperative magic.
You: You are a lvl2 Monadic Knight.
You: We are in an underground corridor.
You: Facing us is a level 4 UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: What do?
Stranger: use smite?
You: You use smite on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. It's not very effective.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT reacts and starts attacking you.
Stranger: hire a lawyer
You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 12 HP.
You: You hire a lawyer.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT casts GENERAL-PROTECTION-FAULT on your team.
You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 8 HP.
You: The wizard loses 6 HP. He still has 8 HP.
You: The wizard casts CLOSURE-ENTOMBING on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned!
Stranger: use Unrelenting Destructive Force
You: You use UNRELENTING-DESTRUCTIVE-FORCE on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is healed for 6 HP (overheal: 6 HP) and isn't stunned anymore!
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT attacks you.
You: You lose 4 HP. You still have 4 HP.
Stranger: drop acid
You: You launch a VIAL-OF-ACID on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT. It's not very effective.
You: The wizard casts OVERFLOWING-REMOTE-THREAD on the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT loses all its MP and is stunned!
Stranger: stab the wizard
You: You stab the wizard.
You: Rolling dice
You: .
You: .
You: .
You: Critical hit!
You: The wizard loses 8 HP.
You: The wizard dies.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything.
Stranger: call upon the forces of poseidon
You: You call upon the forces of Poseidon. Three level 1 turtles join your team.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything.
Stranger: combine turtles using Genetic Splicer
You: Fusing 3 TURTLES.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT is stunned and doesn't do anything.
Stranger: Swallow unconstrained side effect
You: You EAT the UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT.
You: Success.
You: The UNCONSTRAINED-SIDE-EFFECT casts BUFFER-OVERFLOW on you.
You: You now are under the effects of CANCER.
You: 3 TURTLES have fused to form a level 2 KAPPA.
Stranger: take some more lsd
You: You don't have that in your inventory!
Stranger: use chemotherapy
You: You don't have that in your inventory!
Stranger: eat kappa
You: You try to eat KAPPA.
You: KAPPA dodges your FEROCIOUS-DINNER-STRIKE.
You: KAPPA attacks you.
You: KAPPA hits your head and you lose 3 HP.
You: You still have 1 HP. You are knocked-off.
You: KAPPA starts haxing your anus.
You: KAPPA eats your SHIRIKODAMA.
You: You are dead.
You: Game over.