give me your dick

i am going to make a bad programming language. i want it to be one part lua, two parts scheme, a splash of a shot of ruby and perl with some monads and macros. any other shit that would be cool / shit you like in your language of choice

<for: i=0; i<10; i++>
  ...
</for>


<sub: function_name, $param1, $param2>
  <if <$shit==$othershit>>
    ...
    <else>
      <if <$boolval> >
         ...
      </if>
    </else>
  </if>
</sub>