give me your dick

i am going to make a bad programming language. i want it to be one part lua, two parts scheme, a splash of a shot of ruby and perl with some monads and macros. any other shit that would be cool / shit you like in your language of choice

Make it so each variable should start with a unused number. All number calculation should use the CALCULATE function.


declare_var 1age;
declare_var 2currentyear = 2012;
1age = 10;
for (5i = 10; 5i < 100)
   print_to_standard_output "In "+ CALCULATE(ADD, 2currentyear, 5i) + "years you will have " + CALCULATE(ADD, 1age, 5i); 
end_for