College

I'm 23 and still not in college. Am I fucking up? I'm also a 5th grade drop out. My mom (who is mother of the year) thought it would be a good idea to ask a 5th grader if they wanted to try home schooling. Needless to say, it didn't turn out to well. I don't even have a GED or drivers license. I'm fucked.

Which is a better major, computer science or * engineering? I'm trying to pick one that will actually teach me. Computer science classes seem pretty easy from what I've heard.

OP if not trolling:
CS: if its not a shit school your curriculum will be a certain amount of math, at least 6 courses of them. It will tend towards ``new math'' and other abstract topics. After math, programming and actual CS, the rest of the curriculum can vary or its all electives.
Eng: Their math topics will be more classical analysis like differentials. Theres a larger natural science requirement as engineering is an application of the natural sciences. Theres much fewer electives.