Fuck Java

I know no one will give a shit. but write these for me?
https://skydrive.live.com/edit.aspx?sc=documents&resid=AF1E340D86521EAF!291#!/view.aspx?cid=AF1E340D86521EAF&resid=AF1E340D86521EAF!291

I'm an object and I know how to roll because I have a method that tells me how to roll. This is how I roll: *rolls around on the floor*. I also have a method that tells me how to wipe my bum. I also have a getter and a setter that tell me which days I can eat Fruit Fingers.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JABA?

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