I started playing runescape again

very close to getting 99 mage (via alching, which is slow and boring as fuck, but also really cheap and can be done in the GE while I'm watching my offers)

once I have 99 mage and wear full Virtus and a Arcane Stream and a polypore staff etc I will trully be a wizard

so when someone asks "are you a wizard?" when they look at my elegant perl code, I can respond saying "yes, I am indeed a wizard"

also inb4 ``/backplate getgoes/''

I am not leaving /prog/, so don't waste your time trying to direct me elsewhere