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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 3:24

Can anybody tell me what the fuck this language was supposed to do. Then tell me why it doesn't fucking do that.

Seriously, does any of you assholes really know C++. Nobody knows this piece of shit language. I'm so fucking devastated right now. Yes my ass is literally mad. This is the only language where I spend more time trying to understand it than productive code. I'm not shitting you when I say I can be more productive with a language I don't even know the syntax for. I hate everything. I'll go back to /g/ now. If I was a smart jewish nerd like you guys I'd still despise this sorry excuse for a language. Bjarne Stroustrup is a perfect case for late term abortion.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 3:49

Embark on Lisp journey, my friend. Only way to save yourself from zionists.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 4:25

>>1

restrict yourself to the subset of seeples that actually works as a language (after learning and hating the rest of it).

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 5:09

>>3
AKA Ignore the STL and use char *s

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 5:55

>>1
Learn how your C++ compiler works and you're done.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 6:43

>>1
/prog/ is deeply sorry for your lack of competence for programming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 7:34

>>1
The Raging Retard.flac

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 8:57

>>1
No, nobody here actually knows C++. That's why they don't understand it, and hence bash it. You don't go from your 3 wheel tricycle toy languages to a Harley overnight. It takes dedication and practice.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 8:57

>>4
You are everything that is wrong with the world.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 12:02

>>8
C++ isn't a Harley. It's like riding a wheeled rocket.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 15:24

>>10
>>10
>>10
With a spoiler

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 15:25

>>11
>>22
Nice ``dubs"

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 15:56

>>10
C++ isn't a Harley. It's like riding a wheeled rocket.
That's the thing though, who in their right mind would want to ride a bike with rockets attached to it.


>>11
>>12
I don't browse this board a lot but whenever I do I see this weird autismal circlejerk going on. You guys need to go outside and interact with humans. I wonder when this started, I don't recall /prog/ always being a place with this much autism. Don't tell me to go back to the imageboards cause I'm already leaving, you guys are kidding yourself if you think anyone would want to stay on this asocial nesting ground. I hate normals as much as the next guy but I don't like weirdos either. That's right, I said you're a bunch of weirdos. Go ahead and insult me with one of your sarcastic & witty "insider jokes". I'll be so insulted by it. Please do. Have any of you gotten laid. Have any of you gotten the green. I don't think so.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 16:01

>>13
OP here, I apologize for this outburst. C++ has just made me really frustrated. I'm going to go OD on some seroquel and contemplate suicide. I'm the one with no life. I haven't gotten laid either. I'm leaving now. Fuck C++ you shitty piece of shit language, why not just call it assembly with classes. Fuck you Boner Stroustrup for making this apology of a language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 16:34

>>13
I don't always browse this board a lot, but whenever I do, I see this weird autismal circlejerk going on.
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-17 23:47

>>13

I don't understand why 4chan seems to spawn such strange complexes. Why would you commit suicide over the existence of seeples? Why not learn unlamda instead?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 3:10

The troll sparring ITT is so fluid, such grace, I have no clue if anybody was being serious, you guys are masters!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 6:31

>>1

>>Can anybody tell me what the fuck this language was supposed to do.

It was supposed to do NOTHING that you as a programmer don't explicitly tell it to do. So if it fucks up, YOU fucked up!

Name: VIPPER 2012-02-18 6:41

What the hell is this shit thread?
And how come you call it C++ and not sepples?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 6:43

>>19
No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 6:47

C++ to me is like history ...   It's a way for people to sound more intelligent than they are . A real programmer can learn any good imperative language in 10 minutes.

But c++ is like wow or any of these shiity online time-burgling games.. It's not about ,  but about time invested. The more you invest the more you can delve deep into the realms c++ chaff and feel smug about themselves because they know more about this shit than a real programmer who hasn't bothered learning this shit because C was Fucking Good enough.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 7:07

C++ is just too complex and undecidable to be of any use to me. The only way I'd use it would be to stick to a small subset of the language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 8:01

Is it safe to say C++ is the most powerful language outside of assembly?

#define powerful "allowing programmers to fuck shit up while fucking shit up"

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 9:10

>>23
Nah, that's C

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-18 22:08

Check my quarter century

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 1:14

>>24
In terms of power C++ > C

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 4:05

I know C++ well, including the C++11 featureset. I've mastered most of the language over the past decade. That's roughly how long I'd say it takes to master the language, coupled with a few other languages, and become an expert programmer.

Programming isn't something you can pick up in 3-4 years, let alone 3 months.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 4:09

>>27
You can be a productive C, PHP, Javascript, etc... programmer in 5 to 7 months (2 weeks if you already have a programming background). Why does sepples have to be so difficult.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 4:10

Sepples is a huge hunka dookie

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 4:12

>>28
It is poorly designed. It doesn't take that long to learn a usable subset of seeples though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 5:20

>>28
Once you understand syntax quirks mode, implicit casts and operator overload, you'll be fine.
Or just learn x86 asm and review what your compiler generates.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 7:13

>>28
When you say programmer can be productive in 5 to 7 months, you are implying that you have a very distorted definition of what constitutes a "productive" programmer.

The difference in productivity between a novice who's been programming for a few months and expert who has been programming for a decade is quite vast, irregardless of the language involved. A single expert can walk circles around a small team of novices in terms productivity. And I'm not joking, I've seen experts do the work of 3 or 4 novice programmers without spending overtime hours, while the novices pull their hair out when they go over budget and beg for the expert to rescue them.

C++ is a language for experts, for those who have the brain power potential to master its quirks and idiosyncrasies. And in a sense, the difficulty of the language itself will require that you develop the mental circuitry in order to effectively work with it, thus making you even more powerful with simpler languages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 8:01

>>32
C++ grammar is ambiguous and insanely complex. That alone is enough to put off anybody but the most autistic devotees from attempting to master it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 11:16

>>13
Have any of you gotten the green. I don't think so

Smoke weed errday

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 11:23

everybody's moving to javascript anyway

faster, lighter, and better designed (it's not some committee shit like sepples)

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 12:55

>>35
Hahaha, good joke, bra!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 14:43

99% of Sepples coders use only a small subset of the language. There's some machobullshit people that insist on using everything, but they mostly work in isolation, both by necessity and because they're all insufferable assholes.

The compilers lag behind the standard and in any case don't implement it completely, so you're stuck in a quagmire of incompatibility that the fucking standard was fucking supposed to fucking solve in the first fucking place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 14:55

>>37
And there's always the non-standard but widely used features. Specially template declaration syntax, and different scoping/name-resolution.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-19 15:26

>>37
that's very autistic of you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 0:35

What's hard about C++? Pussy.

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