Can anybody tell me what the fuck this language was supposed to do. Then tell me why it doesn't fucking do that.
Seriously, does any of you assholes really know C++. Nobody knows this piece of shit language. I'm so fucking devastated right now. Yes my ass is literally mad. This is the only language where I spend more time trying to understand it than productive code. I'm not shitting you when I say I can be more productive with a language I don't even know the syntax for. I hate everything. I'll go back to /g/ now. If I was a smart jewish nerd like you guys I'd still despise this sorry excuse for a language. Bjarne Stroustrup is a perfect case for late term abortion.
>>1
No, nobody here actually knows C++. That's why they don't understand it, and hence bash it. You don't go from your 3 wheel tricycle toy languages to a Harley overnight. It takes dedication and practice.
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Anonymous2012-02-17 8:57
>>4
You are everything that is wrong with the world.
>>10 C++ isn't a Harley. It's like riding a wheeled rocket.
That's the thing though, who in their right mind would want to ride a bike with rockets attached to it.
>>11 >>12
I don't browse this board a lot but whenever I do I see this weird autismal circlejerk going on. You guys need to go outside and interact with humans. I wonder when this started, I don't recall /prog/ always being a place with this much autism. Don't tell me to go back to the imageboards cause I'm already leaving, you guys are kidding yourself if you think anyone would want to stay on this asocial nesting ground. I hate normals as much as the next guy but I don't like weirdos either. That's right, I said you're a bunch of weirdos. Go ahead and insult me with one of your sarcastic & witty "insider jokes". I'll be so insulted by it. Please do. Have any of you gotten laid. Have any of you gotten the green. I don't think so.
>>13
OP here, I apologize for this outburst. C++ has just made me really frustrated. I'm going to go OD on some seroquel and contemplate suicide. I'm the one with no life. I haven't gotten laid either. I'm leaving now. Fuck C++ you shitty piece of shit language, why not just call it assembly with classes. Fuck you Boner Stroustrup for making this apology of a language.
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Anonymous2012-02-17 16:34
>>13 I don't always browse this board a lot, but whenever I do, I see this weird autismal circlejerk going on. FTFY
I don't understand why 4chan seems to spawn such strange complexes. Why would you commit suicide over the existence of seeples? Why not learn unlamda instead?
C++ to me is like history ... It's a way for people to sound more intelligent than they are . A real programmer can learn any good imperative language in 10 minutes.
But c++ is like wow or any of these shiity online time-burgling games.. It's not about , but about time invested. The more you invest the more you can delve deep into the realms c++ chaff and feel smug about themselves because they know more about this shit than a real programmer who hasn't bothered learning this shit because C was Fucking Good enough.
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Anonymous2012-02-18 7:07
C++ is just too complex and undecidable to be of any use to me. The only way I'd use it would be to stick to a small subset of the language.
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Anonymous2012-02-18 8:01
Is it safe to say C++ is the most powerful language outside of assembly?
#define powerful "allowing programmers to fuck shit up while fucking shit up"
I know C++ well, including the C++11 featureset. I've mastered most of the language over the past decade. That's roughly how long I'd say it takes to master the language, coupled with a few other languages, and become an expert programmer.
Programming isn't something you can pick up in 3-4 years, let alone 3 months.
>>27
You can be a productive C, PHP, Javascript, etc... programmer in 5 to 7 months (2 weeks if you already have a programming background). Why does sepples have to be so difficult.
>>28
Once you understand syntax quirks mode, implicit casts and operator overload, you'll be fine.
Or just learn x86 asm and review what your compiler generates.
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Anonymous2012-02-19 7:13
>>28
When you say programmer can be productive in 5 to 7 months, you are implying that you have a very distorted definition of what constitutes a "productive" programmer.
The difference in productivity between a novice who's been programming for a few months and expert who has been programming for a decade is quite vast, irregardless of the language involved. A single expert can walk circles around a small team of novices in terms productivity. And I'm not joking, I've seen experts do the work of 3 or 4 novice programmers without spending overtime hours, while the novices pull their hair out when they go over budget and beg for the expert to rescue them.
C++ is a language for experts, for those who have the brain power potential to master its quirks and idiosyncrasies. And in a sense, the difficulty of the language itself will require that you develop the mental circuitry in order to effectively work with it, thus making you even more powerful with simpler languages.
>>32
C++ grammar is ambiguous and insanely complex. That alone is enough to put off anybody but the most autistic devotees from attempting to master it.
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Anonymous2012-02-19 11:16
>>13 Have any of you gotten the green. I don't think so
Smoke weed errday
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Anonymous2012-02-19 11:23
everybody's moving to javascript anyway
faster, lighter, and better designed (it's not some committee shit like sepples)
99% of Sepples coders use only a small subset of the language. There's some machobullshit people that insist on using everything, but they mostly work in isolation, both by necessity and because they're all insufferable assholes.
The compilers lag behind the standard and in any case don't implement it completely, so you're stuck in a quagmire of incompatibility that the fucking standard was fucking supposed to fucking solve in the first fucking place.