Utility I wrote for GNU+Linux

It's a small utility like cat or sed that can be used on Linux systems. It's called why. Licensed under the GPLv3 (or later).

Here is the code (save it in `why.c'):
#include <stdio.h>

void main()
{printf("Fuck you, that's why.\n");

}

Install with:
gcc -o why why.c ;sudo cp ./why /bin/why

Better version of >>28

#define compile
#ifdef compile
#include <stdlib.h>
#endif
#ifdef compile
#define aana return
#endif
#ifdef compile
#include <stdio.h>
#define k2345jaaa case
#ifdef compile
#include <time.h>
#define y345yegd default
#include <math.h>
#define hinmo356h switch
#endif
#include <string.h>
#define k1k2k3k44 typedef
#define prkasd2y2f printf
#endif
k1k2k3k44 enum _kdt84235{g23g245=0,gtr5j7=1,n93985=2,ng98u3=3,nog34805=4,noiu2095=7,f2525gg=8,}
kdt84235;k1k2k3k44 enum _j24092nbzx{g23g245627=0,k23ty2=1,jio549n=2,u4g2gn=3,u2g4gn=4,fds342g5=5,
t209m52=6,we5on=7,}j24092nbzx;k1k2k3k44 int kasd2y2;kasd2y2 kt239jngfqo[] = {0,1,2,3,4,7,8};kasd2y2
j3j356j[] = {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7};k1k2k3k44 struct _nnaskdw{kdt84235 kdt84235;j24092nbzx io42ny451;
j24092nbzx h245622g;}nnaskdw;void kh34665(nnaskdw codes);void lh35k9h0wdjfg();kasd2y2 * h2n2oi54n2
(kasd2y2);kdt84235 h56hsdhg(kasd2y2);j24092nbzx h4j67kl675(kasd2y2);int _tmain(int argc, _TCHAR* argv[])
{const char l23kyl24n[] "Fuck you, that's why.";nnaskdw cc;kasd2y2 m3k54n235 = strlen(l23kyl24n);kasd2y2 * arr = (kasd2y2 *)
h2n2oi54n2(m3k54n235);kasd2y2i=0,average=0,secaver=0;cc.kdt84235=gtr5j7;cc.io42ny451=k23ty2;cc.h245622g=
u2g4gn;kh34665(cc);i=0;while(i<m3k54n235){if(i==m3k54n235){free(arr);break;}cc.kdt84235=h56hsdhg
(kt239jngfqo[arr[i]%6]);cc.io42ny451=h4j67kl675(j3j356j[0]);cc.h245622g=h4j67kl675(j3j356j[arr[i]%6]+1);
kh34665(cc);prkasd2y2f("%c",l23kyl24n[i]);i++;}cc.kdt84235=g23g245;cc.io42ny451=we5on;cc.h245622g=g23g245627;
kh34665(cc);prkasd2y2f("\n");aana0;}void kh34665(nnaskdw codes){char* command = (char*)malloc(50*
sizeof(char));sprkasd2y2f(command,"%c[%d;%d;%dm",0x1B,codes.kdt84235,codes.io42ny451+30,codes.h245622g+40);
prkasd2y2f("%s",command);free(command);}void lh35k9h0wdjfg(){kasd2y2 derp = 44;srand ((unsigned kasd2y2)
time(NULL) * derp );}kasd2y2 * h2n2oi54n2(kasd2y2 len){kasd2y2 * Arr = (kasd2y2*)malloc(len*sizeof(kasd2y2));
kasd2y2 * key = (kasd2y2*)malloc(len*sizeof(kasd2y2));kasd2y2 i;kasd2y2 temp;double temp2;srand((unsignedkasd2y2)
time(NULL));for(i=0;i<=len-2;i++){temp2=pow((double)(rand()%256),(rand()%3)+1);temp=(kasd2y2)((double)
((rand()>>16)^~(kasd2y2)temp2));Arr[i]=abs(temp)%255;aana Arr;}j24092nbzx h4j67kl675(kasd2y2 a){hinmo356h(a){
k2345jaaa 0:aana g23g245627;k2345jaaa 1:aana k23ty2;k2345jaaa 2:aana jio549n;k2345jaaa 3:aana u4g2gn;k2345jaaa 4:
aana u2g4gn;k2345jaaa 5:aana fds342g5;k2345jaaa 6:aana t209m52;k2345jaaa 7:aana we5on;y345yegd:aana u2g4gn;}}
kdt84235 h56hsdhg(kasd2y2 a){hinmo356h(a){k2345jaaa 0:aana g23g245;k2345jaaa 1:aana gtr5j7;k2345jaaa 2:aana n93985;
k2345jaaa 3:aana ng98u3;k2345jaaa 4:aana nog34805;k2345jaaa 7:aana noiu2095
;k2345jaaa 8:aana f2525gg;y345yegd:aana gtr5j7;}}