Utility I wrote for GNU+Linux

It's a small utility like cat or sed that can be used on Linux systems. It's called why. Licensed under the GPLv3 (or later).

Here is the code (save it in `why.c'):
#include <stdio.h>

void main()
{printf("Fuck you, that's why.\n");

}

Install with:
gcc -o why why.c ;sudo cp ./why /bin/why

>>2
The newline is actually a workaround for the infamous (and unpatched) bash put-the-prompt-on-the-same-line-as-the-last-outputted-line-of-the-last-command bug.

What do you mean by `pirate'? Are you going to buy a copy from seafaring murderous thugs? Why would you do that? That attitude hurts all of the Free Software Movement.