Daily Programming Exercise/Challenge

Write a program that takes any thread on 4chan as the first argument. Make the program return the number of replies in the thread, the number of image replies in the thread, the number of sage replies in the thread, and the top 10 most popular words in the thread.

Extra credit: Return the average time between posts in the thread and the age of the thread as well.

Extra credit #2: Intelligently let the user know if the thread became inactive for a period but then was revived, and for how long and when.

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This is coming from someone who doesn't have the mental capacity to even work as a computer programmer as a living. Ya know, it's one thing to call people names. It's an entirely different thing to be able to sit down and write code. Now shut up and go serve another customer you damn idiot.

By the way, I'm still not granting your sorry ass the first interview. Go away.