The Haskell haters' fallacies

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.

2. Static typing sucks.
No.

3. Haskell is hard to learn.
Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.

4. You go scrub another toilet you mental midget!
Ergo you're wrong, bitch.

>>3
No. It was designed by Simon Python Jones as a shitty ML.

Lisp, on the other hand, reflects the intrinsic structure of the universe. It did not need to be designed. It was discovered.