The Haskell haters' fallacies

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.

2. Static typing sucks.
No.

3. Haskell is hard to learn.
Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.

4. You go scrub another toilet you mental midget!
Ergo you're wrong, bitch.

Haskell is unsuitable for real world work.
Yes it's fine for small implementations of toys like fizz buzz, but that's it, this is also the reason why there doesn't exist any significant software written in Haskell none at all.