I harbored a tiny, dimming glimmer of hope, whose last shimmer I was certain to see soon extinguished, that this was going to be a video of an actual, physical human person. Alas, it shines no more.
I blame you for this,
>>1. May you be ravaged by loneliness, and your carcass freeze in the absence of the affections from your non-existent moeblobs.