Writing clean code in C

So how do I do it?
C is supposed to be a good and fast language, but all the programs I make end up being clusterfucks of unreadable code

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I've never seen jobless_gallery_programmer actually write C code. He appears to know his standard, but not once did I ever see him write his own C code. Also he's a ENTERPRISE JAVA DEVELOPER while FV is just some basement dweller that self-taught himself C in a very poor manner and doesn't know shit about the actual language nor its standard