char (*(*x())[])()

"char (*(*x())[])()
x: function returning pointer to array[] of pointers to function returning char" - K&R, page 122.

Because C is concise and elegant.
Seriously, I am a fan of the language, but this is unforgivable.

C supports something that is not available for 99% of programming languages and you are angry because it is not elegant?

also it is not mean to be elegant, code in brainfuck if you want beauty