What's going on? I'll tell you.

Have you noticed the alarming number of two-year-old threads being risen from the dead with a single blank post? Have you noticed that all threads about Jews are being saged with blank posts? Where are all of these blank posts coming from? Well, I'll tell you. A group of JIDF agents are angry at /prog/ for creating so many true but controversial threads about Jews. Just as the Jews manipulate the stock market, they also manipulate what was formerly an organic, naturally evolved system into ``what's good for the Jews''. They feel that it is their Hebraic duty, as ``we Jews, the destroyers'' to destroy /prog/ by spamming blank posts until posting here becomes so painful that only JIDF Jews are left. We cannot allow this to happen. We must stop these Jews before they destroy the text boards.

>>10-11
# wget http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt
# wc -l subject.txt
20640 subject.txt
# grep 1000 subject.txt | wc -l
101
About 1/10 of these 101^* "1000 post" threads came from the last few days. You mean to tell me that Jews sage bombing a thread to 1000 posts to kill free speech is an ``ancient prog tradition''? Go back to GIYUS.
_{*these 101 threads have "1000" anywhere in the record, not just the post count, and not all were sagebombed into oblivion}