/prog/ - who here was the best programmer in class

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 22:53

anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 22:54

i was. and i suck now :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 22:57

I was. I never attended a single lecture, and got an average of 99% in the course.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 23:08

I was. I ended up getting above a 100%.

LOL EXTRA CREDIT

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 23:11

I was. I had started programming at 12 years old though. I'm sure most people who were the best in their class had started young.

And like most of you, I only attended class less than 25% of the time, and wasted the rest of it posting on /prague/ and working on my never-completable game engine project.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 23:11

878 / 880 reporting in... for an actual class ^^

it was kind of easy though

Name: 3 2012-01-23 23:20

Oh and I was actually helping out the TA with his fifth year programming assignments.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 23:26

I am the best programmer in my class, period.

And I don't go to school.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 23:29

good (ml-)class though, at least when i started i had no knowledge of what was being taught ^^ so I definitely did learn a few things... =)

missed no (recorded) lectures ^^

ended up trying to keep submissions down // get everything right first try, just for a challenge =)

Name: Gosling 2012-01-23 23:45

Three!

Name: Gosling 2012-01-23 23:45

Two!

Name: Gosling 2012-01-23 23:45

Shit, off by one!

No dubs for me.

Back to my fucked up language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 1:00

>>12
no dubbio bro

Name: Gosling 2012-01-24 2:37

>>13

Now you're just dubbing it in.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 2:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkwpXipZUoE&feature=related

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 8:46

I am, but I'm from a third-world country so this doesn't mean shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 9:39

I am but that was in hig school whed all they showed uswas VB shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 9:43

i was but it was a java course so i left

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 10:43

>>18
Good choice

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 11:44

>>5
Oh good. Another faggot who started a young age. Guess what? You still suck dick as a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 12:32

I am. I switched to CS from EE after taking a single required programming course, having never programmed before in my life. Definitely more fun than EE. I attend most classes and program like the Fist of the North Star.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 12:33

being the best programmer actually meaningless with regard to succeeding in business

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 12:40

The business of a programmer is to make programs. Not earning money.
Money is just an add-on. luckily enough money in my case, but i would still develop if i was a millionaire

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 12:47

I wouldn't know, I don't pay attention to the code of my peers.

But I'll still pull bullshit they won't, like using Ada.Containers on my final assignment to reduce code size by one half while they're still dicking around with homebrew shit. Always assume that if the professor doesn't say you can't do something, you can and should do it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 12:49

I'm the only one who scored an A at parallel programming class, does that count?

Name: Sensei 2012-01-24 12:52

>>25

No. You have to take that class about 37 more times. If you still get an A every time, then we can have some strong degree confidence that you're the best, for every possible execution order.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 12:56

>>26
I'm actually not allowed to take that course again since I got an A in it. I'm very confident that I'm the best though, the other people are mouthbreathing retards who got stuck at the most basic PDE because they think mathematics is scary.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!QSvwrQMMkoH22b4 2012-01-24 13:41

>>27
mouthbreathing retards
fuck you faggot, I'm fat so I have to breathe through my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 13:56

>>28
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 14:37

I've always breathed through my mouth even when i was a fucking stick as a child till now.

ARE YOU FAGGOTS TELLING ME IM NOT SUPPOSE TO DO THIS?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 15:18

>>29
the real nigger faggot mature

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 17:08

>>33
Wow! Great doubles, brother. I hope you have an excellent day. May you be successful in all your endeavors.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 17:14

Best dubs-getting in class

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 17:16

i was the best grammer in class

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 17:49

Define good programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 18:33

>>35
define define

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 18:33

Had the top marks in most university comp-sci courses, very mediocre in math though, shit programming jobs for the last 10 years!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 18:45

>>37
Did your comp-sci courses go at a little slower pace than the major Universities? Were the problems set up in such a way to ensure that even the mental midgets could pass the class?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 19:23

#define GOOD_PROGRAMMER "me"

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 19:57

>>39
That's unable to compile because your definition of a GOOD_PROGRAMMER is short a main().

who here was the best programmer in class

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