ENTERPRISE UNICODE DETECTOR AND READER


#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
  char buff[256];
  char c;
  FILE *f;

  f = fopen("filename", "r");
  c = fgetc(f);
  if(c < 0) {
    fclose(f);
    system("type filename > filename.tmp");
    f = fopen("filename.tmp", "r");
  }
  else {
    rewind(f);
  }

  while(fgets(buff, 256, f) != NULL)
    puts(f);

  fclose(f);
 
  return(0);
}

>>40
I read it. It said ``functions have FUCK ALL to do with spacing and >>40 is such a flaming twink he makes Anal Touring look like Cassafuckinova.''

>>41
Go back to /g/ you fucking retard.

Since the implementation is allowed to whatever it wants with undefined and unspecified behavior I'm going to patch GCC to create executables that delete all your files when it detects undefined behavior.

>>42
I'm not from /g/, fuckface. Why don't you tell me what spacing has to do with functions.

>>44
I'm not from /g/, fuckface.
Lies.

>>45
Still waiting on your explanation, Dennis Bitchie.

>>46
I'm not >>42 , so keep waiting.

>>28
You should probably use something other than GANOOOO and your jew architecture

>>48
Fuck off.

>>49
Tell me where in the standard it says anything about stacks. Go back to /g/

>>28
GNEW/Loonix is not the standard. You should really use a conforming implementation of C

>>51
>hurr durr C doesn't have a stack

>>52
Go back to /g/, retard, C doesn't have a stack.

>>44
You can read it in K&R you stupid piece of shit, it was even forced in the new edition of Perl but I can't expect your monkey ass to be intelligent enough to read rationale written by people who are infinitely more intelligent than you.

>>54
>>44 reminds of the idiot computer science major who didn't understand how fflush() worked. Presumably homer isn't bright enough to do the excercises in K & R. Otherwise he wouldn't have given a cynical response when someone provided the correct description to fflush(). Geeze, and then this jew wonders why he can't get a programming job.

>>52
C doesn't have a stack. A conforming implementation could implement all functions by inlining and function pointers by transforming them into the selector for a switch statement containing all valid values and inlining it (a pattern often used for state machines and interpreters). It could also use local static variables, garbage collection, or the heap for parameters and automatic variables, and use goto and heap-allocated linked lists for non-tail recursion. Some implementations transform automatic variables in non-recursive functions into static variables, some use a linked list of activation records allocated from a heap, and others use separate stacks for the return address, arguments, and local variables.

If C had an explicit stack, optimizations like tail-call elimination, register-based calling conventions, and automatic inlining would be illegal.

ENTERPRISE UNICORN DETECTOR

>>56

pushad
call fuckOff
popad

This is a really good Unicode detector and reader. I will make a library out of this.

Why do you insufferable shitheads think if(expr) isn't acceptable? Just stuck to your python children.

>>58
Niggas be stacks, we push drugs and pop caps.

>>58
Searching C99 for "stack"...
No results found, ``faggot''.

>>58
Intel shit
Sorry, I don't read Hebrew.

>>38
Autism

>>64
Go back to /jp/.

>>64
Go back to the imageboards

>>62
Do you enjoy having an IQ 35 points below average? Do you enjoy talking about languages you have no clue how to use?

What happened in your childhood that made you this way?

>>67
Are crypto-Jew Bill Gates and crypto-Jew Otellini your gods?
Go back to the imageboards

>>68
/polecat kebabs/

>>63-69
Stop filling this thread up with trash.

>>70
This will happen when we /polecat kebabs/