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What is the output of this program and why?

#include <stdio.h>

void f(void) {
  printf("hax my anus\n");
  fflush(stdout);
  f();
}

int main(void) {
  f();
  return 0;
}

If it was deterministic, then it wouldn't need the preprocessor. However, C does need a preprocessor, so like... Oh geeze, never mind. Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.