/prog/ - sports? in my prog?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:02

Dear faggots:

Is there any of you that practice some sport in a regular way?

Like going to work in bike, playing soccer imon sundays, practicing karate, etc. .

I dont like to think that /prog/ is full of couch potatoes....

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:03

s/imon/on/

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:05

professional eating

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:08

CFLAGS racing

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:09

various martial arts, cycling in the weekends, and tennis/volley/basket/soccer with friends sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:11

>>5
there is hope then

I dodge race conditions

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:13

i thought dis was /g/

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:32

yoga

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:44

I'm a cyclist. I usually ride around 400km a week, but I haven't been riding as much recently because of the weather.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:46

I practice Aikido, and I believe you shouldn't underestimate it. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for everyone here, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 20:52

Running

Name: peaceful progrider 2012-01-11 20:58

>>10
I have practiced judo, ninjutsu, and taekwondo.

But when i had fights on the streets (three in my 35 years of life, one against two guys) i always end using boxing postures and punches, and never used grappling.

The attitude facing a fight is what matters. You know, the things that the sensei teaches you that are not part of the pure technique: "be aware of your surroundings", "be calm, breath well", "use the oponent force against them" and such.

I must reckon, though, that all my opponents were not really good, with 0 technique, just random assholes.

Name: 12 2012-01-11 21:10

Fuck, i answered to a fucking kopipe

9/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 22:01

I practice karate and Touhou.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 22:05

troling is an sport

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 22:13

Lots of martial arts guys in here. Did you all get bullied as children or something?

Name: 12 2012-01-11 22:18

>>16
I had a bully at age 10

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 23:14

Martial arts and weaboo things like sjis art, writing kana and uttering brief japanese sayings to hax anus and scrub toilets are probably mildly correlated, /prog/ has such self-hate for the /jp/ side of itself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-11 23:15

I played football (linebacker) in high school. Lift weights and rock climb now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 2:54

Sports are for niggers.

Also, running, riding a bike, and learning bullshit karate moves aren't sports.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 5:42

>>20
running, taekwondo, judo and cycling: all of them are olimpic events...

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-12 5:50

Is lifting weights a sport?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 7:11

If trolling was a sport../prog/ would win the Trollympics

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 7:16

ping-pong
it's the official sport of autists and weeaboos

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 7:43

>>19
Lift weights and rock climb now
Are you a pokémon?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 8:05

Running, because I don't want to become a fat ass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 8:38

>>26
too late, enjoy your fat fuckery

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 9:22

Rugby,Cycling,Daily-Fap

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 9:35

I used to train Aikido, now I practice Karate

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 9:52

>>20
So I'm not a nigger and I'm not a fatass. Sounds good to me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-12 11:03

>>29

I used to train Aikido as a child. How did you enjoy the homosexual tumbling?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-13 20:43

>>16
Stop projecting, asswipe.

It's an excellent way of exercising and slowly get stronger at the same time. It's also a plus if you live in a third world country full of niggers who like to mug weaklings. I live in one of those.

Name: DUBS LIBERATION FRONT 2012-03-24 18:30

NON-DUBS SHALL BE CLEANSED FROM THE EARTH!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 19:08

Tennis and that's about it

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 19:15

Touhou, gardening, trolling, dubz checking.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 19:16

I am an Olympian sleeper. I practice every single day. I can compete with the best sleepers out there. I can sleep longer than most people. It's not easy, but I'm a pro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 19:16

>>35
With which Touhou would you like to garden?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 19:16

>>36
Don't you fear that one day you won't wake up?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 19:17

>>38
I don't fear it. I hope for it.

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