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/prog/ FAVORITES LANGUAGES

Name: Hipsters not welcome 2012-01-05 7:21

1. Lisp family, because it's Lisp, no need to say anything.
2. Pascal, because it's a still used descent of ALGOL, and Dijkstra liked it.
3. Objective-C, because it brings a good object-oriented system to C, unlike C++.
4. C, because it's C.
5. Haskell, because it's purely functional.

DECENT LANGUAGES if you use them wisely:
Python/Ruby/Perl

SHITTY LANGUAGES:
1. Java
2. C++
3. Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 7:27

/prog/ is not a single entity. Speak for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 7:29

>>2
The thread subject is "/prog/ FAVORITES LANGUAGES" because you can post your favorites languages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 7:44

>>1
Javascript is not so shitty.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 8:00

You forgot Erlang “faggot”

Name: 1 2012-01-05 8:28

I agree with >>1

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 8:37

>>1
Lisp is shit.
Haskell is constipated shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 8:49

>>1
Favourites
Lisp
What a joke... Lisp is shit.
Objective C
Even bigger joke

SHITTY
C++
Stop trolling already. C++ is better in any way than your favourite languages.

Name: >>1-8 2012-01-05 8:50

I would also like to say:
GC is shit.

Name: 1,5 2012-01-05 9:04

I agree with >>1, with the exception of point 2 and 3.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 9:38

1) C++ because it's DA FASTEST
2) Ruby (because of Touhou)
3) Clojure(because I like to spend my time at 4clojure)

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 9:39

>>11
Worst favorite languages ever.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 11:03

>>4

i'm compiling a large post for /prog/ that explains why javascript is shit but it is taking a long time to write

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 11:10

>>14
Looking forward to it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 11:32

1. Lisp (even though all the existing variants more or less suck)
2. C (which I actually don't like, but because there's no way you could ever hide from it, I've made myself believe I do)

I don't really like other languages all that much. I do regularly willingly use Python because it makes many common daily things easy and I kind of like the syntax, but as a language, it's awful. I also use Lua because LuaJIT is so great, but I don't think I need to explain why Lua the language is crap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 11:34

Favourites:
ABC Programming Language, Scheme, Haskell, Smalltalk, Self, Io, APL, Forth.
I also like:
ML, Common Lisp.
I'm interested in:
Idris, Rust, Deca.
I would not kill myself if I had to write in:
Perl, Tcl, Python, Ruby, Scala, F#, post-LINQ C#, Clojure, C, JavaScript.
I would kill myself if I had to write in:
C, Java, C++.
I loathe:
Python, Clojure, C and derivatives, Go.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 12:22

Like:
Scheme, Python, C

Don't like:
Java, Ruby, Perl, almost everything ``object-oriented''

That's all I've tried.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 13:17

>>1
I like English, of course. It's practical, concise, powerful.

I like German swearing.

I strongly dislike French, for all its fame as a "language of love", when I listen to actual modern francophones it's full of guttural sounds, croaks, rattles and other stuff that brings to mind an image of a terminally ill but still dangerous wild animal, not of a gentle lover. I don't know, maybe it's sandnigger influence.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 13:25

>>19
Francophone here. Maybe you were listening to French people. I'm sure you wouldn't find it as bad in Quebec (i.e. "French Canada"). The pronunciation is less "guttural" than your typical Parisian accent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 13:35

>>19,20
That's sandnigger influence.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 13:39

Peck my subs

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 13:41

>>12
But at least I got dubs. Almost twice if it was not for >>22.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 15:41

I like C. It's compact and simple, yet very powerful, it's truly beautiful. It's also quite fast and portable, and there are many C libraries available for almost everything. As long as I have the choice, I'll use it. For scripting/quick and dirty stuff, I'll use Python. I don't really like it, though. I hate Java and C++ OH GOD WHY DO PEOPLE USE THOSE. Everything else is acceptable.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 22:27

i think my favorite "language" might be regular expressions

simple and small, not turing complete, embedded in almost every other programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 0:11

Favorites:
C, Perl, APL, Scheme, Common Lisp, POP-11

Not that bad:
Forth, JavaScript, Prolog, Smalltalk, Pascal, Ruby

Shit:
Java, Go, C#, Python

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 6:44

I agree with OP except I don't think JavaScript is shit.

Name: OP 2012-01-06 12:29

>>10
Pascal is great. A bet a lot of us (depending of age, of course) learned programming using Turbo Pascal. I did, and I liked it a lot.

Fuck it, I'm going to install Windows & Delphi to see how it's programming with Pascal today. Or Free Pascal. Wish me luck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 12:36

GOD TIER
C++

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 12:44

>>29
You shouldn't worship Golgothan Shit Demon, a.k.a. the Excremental

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 12:45

C++, because it's a great set of features added on to C, and it doesn't rely on a framework like Objective-C (also, Obj-C lacks namespaces)

Ruby, because it's got a swiss army knife of a built in library, and is also purely object oriented.

Not sure what to learn for a functional language.

Name: OP 2012-01-06 14:23

>>28
s/A bet/I bet/

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 15:45

OO is shit.

C is the language of gods.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 15:48

>>33
>OO as implemented in languages as C++ or Java is shit
Fixed that for you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 15:51

Rust, C, Haskell, Erlang, Racket, Python.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 15:53

>>34

Nope. OO is shit. Fuck off enterprise slut.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 16:08

>>33
You can do OO in C.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 16:15

>>33
Thing is, there are no gods.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 7:30


I find a bench and use my iPod and ask twitter how to say "I'm sorry" and "No" in Japanese. Syd response with something like "You can't because you need context." No one else on twitter responded. Eventually I reach the main hall of the mall, and its very large, large enough that people can ride bikes through it and normal pedestrians have no fear of being crashed into. Speaking of bikes, apparently one of the new fads in Japan is girls riding bikes in lolitas-style dresses, only the dresses are so starch-y that they stick up straight, allowing the people behind the girl to see clearly up her dress and see her panties.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 8:15


While I appreciate that your convictions are relevant to you, I'm afraid I can't really follow as I have no particular opinion on the matter. It occurs to me that while I do have opinions on a variety of other topics, discussing them with people is rarely a fruitful exercise. At times people agree, other times they disagree, and often they simply don't find them relevant to their personal lives. It isn't that anyone's opinion is more or less valuable than anyone else's; just not as relevant to one individual as it is to another.

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