/prog/ - How to create your very own Schizophrenic

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 5:56

Its a type of programming so it belongs here. Email them this.

You know that ringing sound that you will perceive when you are in a very quiet area? Some people say this is an auditory-illusion brought about the ear’s inability to detect frequencies below the threshold of the human senses. This is completely wrong. That ringing covers up something else altogether. If you are quick, patient, and maybe a little lucky, you will be able to hear past the ringing. What you will hear are voices whispering to each other. They will silence themselves quickly but with practice, you will become more adept at catching and interpreting what they are saying. You will hear things of the past, the present, and the future. However, you must be careful. Because there is no such thing as a voice without a body.

And when you start noticing them, they will start noticing you.

Name: HAXUS THE SAGE 2012-01-05 6:03

HAXUS THE SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 6:15

I have one better I'm going to use the Morgan Freeman voice over
app for Adobe Premiere and make a weird video of it with him reading all that out.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 6:23

C O O L F R E E S C H I Z O P H R E N I A

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 6:24

>>4
h a x m y a n u s

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2012-01-05 11:15

Its a form of aural induction to astral projection. The problem it need to be completely soundproof and modern world is filled with sounds(since about the time of introduction of automobiles, the level of background noise is much higher(even producing hearing damage)).

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 13:58

i hear people speaking arabic..... wait thats my neighbors.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 15:19

>>6
Fuck off, ``Mr. Patches''. Your series is great.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 18:52

>>8
???????

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 19:50

can I purchase a copy of this method?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 20:05

>>10
You should like a ``Java'' programmer.
Go die now, ``fagstorm''

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 11:42

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 12:19

Go back to /b/ (or I guess /x/ now).

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 14:43

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 15:17

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Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2012-01-07 3:31

/x/ is nearing 10m posts and its noise/signal ratio is now 90% noise. The only decent thing remaining is the lucid dreaming/projection threads.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 5:28

>>16
Noise is still better than a frozentard post.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:31

i want one.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 21:00

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 0:07

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 0:30

first hit on google for "create your very own Schizophrenic "

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 0:42

>>21
wut were yer plans?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 2:14

>>22
I wanted to create one.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 12:12

>>23
u kant.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 13:20

>>1
.......
FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 6:45

I can has schizophrenic?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 15:27

How do I shot web?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 15:40

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cool meme

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 18:56

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>>27
I Dunno LOL ¯\(°_o)/¯.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 18:57

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I Dunno LOL ¯\(ಠ_ಠ)/¯.

Name: ಠ_ಠ 2012-01-18 12:56

SOPA will create them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 15:50

\(° °)/

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 15:51

... \( ° ° )/ ...

How to create your very own Schizophrenic

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 5:56

2 Name: HAXUS THE SAGE 2012-01-05 6:03

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 6:15

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 6:23

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 6:24

6 Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2012-01-05 11:15

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 13:58

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 15:19

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 18:52

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 19:50

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-05 20:05

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 11:42

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 12:19

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 14:43

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-06 15:17

16 Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2012-01-07 3:31

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 5:28

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:31

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 21:00

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 0:07

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 0:30

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 0:42

23 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 2:14

24 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 12:12

25 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-16 13:20

26 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 6:45

27 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 15:27

28 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 15:40

29 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 18:56

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31 Name: ಠ_ಠ 2012-01-18 12:56

32 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 15:50

33 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-18 15:51