Famous computer science quotes.

``Any sufficiently complicated Scheme program contains an ad hoc informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp.''
-- Bill Gates, Ph.D.

``I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well, that would be enough immortality for me.''
-- Dijisktra. A God amongst men.