/prog/ - Build a better /prog/ (C Edition)

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 21:51

Add or modify previous entries.



#include <stdlib.h>

#include <stdio.h>



void spoiler(char*);



int main(void) {

  char *header = "/prog/ 2.0";



  printf("<html><head><title>/polecat kebabs/</title></head><body>");



  printf("<span style='font-size: 32;'>");spoiler(header);puts("</span>");



  printf("<br />Together, we can build a better "); spoiler("/prog/");



  printf("</body></html>");

  exit(EXIT_SUCCESS);

}



void spoiler(char *text) {

    printf("<span onmouseover=\"this.style.color='#FFFFFF';\" onmouseout=\"this.style.color=this.style.backgroundColor='#000000'\" style='background-color: #000000; color: #000000;'>%s</span>", text);

}

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 22:47

void code(const char *text)
{
printf("<code>%s</code>",text);
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 23:43

void JEWS(const chat JEWS){
    printf("JEWS\n");
}

void Blankpost(){
    char c = 0;
    printf("%c\n", c);
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 23:53

>>2,3
This code is atrocious and obviously from the same person.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 23:58



void filter_fags(const char *name, const bool trip,

                 const char *email, const char *post)

{

  if(trip) return; //filter fags, we dont want their shit here

  //parse post and turn to html

}

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 0:18

>>5



/* Use C style comments, please! */

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 1:45

>>6
Those are C-style comments since 1999.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 2:11

>>7
Those are BCPL-style comments since forever

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 3:21



/*

 * Please adhere to the java standard

 * commenting style, thank you.

 */

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 4:07

;;; Get fucked

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 5:24

(* real programmer use comments that prevent them from putting a multiplication sign immediately after an opening parenthesis. *)

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 5:25

build better dubs

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 5:52

>>11
ha. ha. ahahahahahahaha. I sure do .

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 13:25

Damn it you faggots contribute actual code. We're never going to build a better /prog/ arguing over commenting styles.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 13:50

#include <stdio.h>



/* 

 * routine that checks for dubs in

 * post number

 */



int dubs(int post_id) 

{

    int prev = post_id % 10;

    int dubs = post_id / 10 > 0;



    while(post_id) {

        dubs &= ((post_id % 10) == prev);

        prev = post_id % 10;

        post_id /= 10;

    }

    

    return dubs;

}

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 13:56

let's just write something I can nc to

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 14:00

>>16

$ cat > 4chan-simulator.sh

while [ 1 ]

do

    echo "heinous anus"

done

^D

$ sh 4chan-simulator.sh | nc -l -p 1543

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 14:02

>>17
alternately, just do
$ yes anus | nc -l -p 1234

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 14:08

:|

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 14:26

I'm writing a program to view 4chan text-boards in the tty.

It's called disViewer. I thought about making it only for /prog/ since /prog/ is the only text board I like but I decided to make it work for all text boards.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 14:44

>>20
How does it handle the BBCodes?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 15:30

>>20
[asshole-advice]there's already lynx for that[/asshole-advice]

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