Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 16:31
You people posting about Haskell, tell me this is an elaborate troll. No one actually uses this, right?
# cat prog.c
#include <assert.h>
#include <ctype.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include "prog.h"
int main(void) {
assert(istroll(Haskell));
assert(isjoke(Haskell));
assert(!isactuallyused(Haskell));
assert(isvaporware(Perl6));
assert(isparodyofpascal(C));
assert(isshit(GC));
assert(isshit(Java));
assert(isshit(Lisp));
assert(iselaboratetroll(Lisp));
assert(iscrap(!Lisp));
hax(self.anus);
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}