Plagiarized challenge for /prgo/

Someone posted a challenge for perl6, and one of those challenges is this->
http://strangelyconsistent.org/p6cc2011/t1-description

I recognize that I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO START...
So, let's plagiarize this and start a good challenge for /porg/, but with these rules

* Any language u want
* 50 LOC maximum (unless is asm)

(((9 div 9) - 9) + 9) = 1
(((9 + 9) div 9) mod 9) = 2
(((9 + 9) + 9) div 9) = 3
(9 - ((9 + 9) div 9)) = 7
(9 - ((9 div 9) mod 9)) = 8
(((9 - 9) * 9) + 9) = 9
(((9 div 9) mod 9) + 9) = 10
(((9 + 9) div 9) + 9) = 11
((9 - (9 div 9)) + 9) = 17
(((9 - 9) + 9) + 9) = 18
(((9 div 9) + 9) + 9) = 19
(((9 + 9) + 9) + 9) = 36
(((9 * 9) - 9) - 9) = 63
((9 - (9 div 9)) * 9) = 72
(((9 * 9) - 9) + 9) = 81
(((9 div 9) + 9) * 9) = 90
(((9 * 9) + 9) + 9) = 99
(((9 + 9) * 9) - 9) = 153
(((9 + 9) * 9) + 9) = 171
(((9 + 9) + 9) * 9) = 243
(((9 * 9) - 9) * 9) = 648
(((9 * 9) * 9) - 9) = 720
(((9 * 9) * 9) + 9) = 738
(((9 * 9) + 9) * 9) = 810
(((9 + 9) * 9) * 9) = 1458
(((9 * 9) * 9) * 9) = 6561