Plagiarized challenge for /prgo/

Someone posted a challenge for perl6, and one of those challenges is this->
http://strangelyconsistent.org/p6cc2011/t1-description

I recognize that I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO START...
So, let's plagiarize this and start a good challenge for /porg/, but with these rules

* Any language u want
* 50 LOC maximum (unless is asm)

Lines Of Code