>>16
My standards are too high. The Internet and glorious 2D perfection have spoiled me.
>>17
I would, but that means bullshitting my way through Catholicism. I also considered a rape victims unit but I figured that would be in poor taste (and rapists always rape ugly women for some reason). Almost went to a mental home full of anorexic girls too, but it was full up.
What could have been...