fizzbuzz

just wanted to post my awesome fizzbuzz implementation
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

void main(int j) {
  printf(((char*[]){"%d\n","fizz\n","buzz\n","fizzbuzz\n"})[!(j%3)+!(j%5)*2], j);
  (&main + (&exit - &main)*(j/100))((j+1)*(1-j/100) );
}

>>92
every major compiler supports it

which is why there are things you can do in the GNU preprocessor and not in any other compilers preprocessor... right?

moron stop using your toy languages and use Standard C